Out of the mouths of moms

Many a laugh has come from the things our kids say, but every once in a while, our own words bring about a chuckle or two. Here are a few things that in no way definitely slipped past my filter recently, which I just laughed at and thought how embarrassing it would be if someone, besides my gracious children, had been there to witness it. So, naturally I have to expose my lack of eloquence here to you all!


~ "I'm sorry, but we just can't put your baby in your tummy while we're driving."

~ "Momma gotta poop, momma gotta poop, momma gotta poop right nooow" to the tune of "Dinah won't you blow your horn"

~ "Mmmm, sweet boy... You smell like lip gloss!"




Now it's your turn: What have you caught yourself saying lately?